It’s Not Easy Being a Perverted Teddy Bear

Neil Swaab’s “Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles” will make you laugh and squirm
at the same time
by Ari Paul

Fecal humor is so juvenile. Jokes about sex are cheap. And ones about child molestation are just plain wrong. Yet, Michigan native Neil Swaab makes it all hysterical—which is not to say, comfortable—in his weekly comic strip, Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles. The weekly strip follows the misadventures of Neil—a balding, introvert who putters around all day in his Brooklyn slum—and his deranged roommate, Mr. Wiggles, a cute and cuddly teddy bear who is addicted to drugs, violence, and copulating with anything that moves (and many things that don’t). As Ted Rall, the well known cartoonist who edited the second volume of Mr. Wiggles, part of Rall’s Attitude series, says, Swaab dares to go “There.” What makes “There” funny? Reveal the sexual exploits of a stuffed animal, throw in his pals like Jesus Christ the recovering alcoholic, and see the comic’s critique on popular culture and you’ll soon discover Swaab’s bold, personal humor.


Perhaps it is the absurdity of a living, breathing, crack-abusing, sexually overactive teddy bear that allows the reader to accept story lines about subjects like pedophilia. Nevertheless, Swaab uses the strip as a launching pad to explore story lines about religion, relationships, therapy, and so on into the thread to give the comic its role as, as Hamlet said, a mirror unto nature. Though many of the comics reflect contemporary society and life in a place like Brooklyn, NY, Swaab insists that he’s inspired by suburban angst. He’s also inspired by television and feels dialogue is one of the most central parts of his comic. Mr. Wiggles currently runs in many alt-weeklies, including Real Detroit, and has appeared in Gear, Razor, and the Prague Pill, among other magazines.


Swaab was raised in the suburbs of Detroit (Farmington Hills) and received a B.F.A. from Syracuse University. Along with making his reputation as a comic writer and artist, Swaab has established himself as a visual artist of many media in New York City. He works both as an instructor at Parson School of Design and as designer of—no joke—children’s books (at HarperCollins.)


I spoke to Swaab at a café near his home in Astoria, Queens.


Ann Arbor Paper: The strip started in your college paper. What kind of response did that get?
Neil Swaab: I never got hate mail in college. We would get hate mail for the most bizarre things, especially if we did something on frats or sororities, and we would just get tons and tons of hate mail, but I’d never get any hate mail, it was very odd.


A2P: Do you take that as a sign of success or as a sign that you need to up the ante?
NS: The thing with upping the ante, you think you’re going to get hate mail about something you never get it. It is always something you view as an innocuous strip then all of the sudden… I wouldn’t expect any reaction.

A2P: When and how did you come up with the idea of the Mr. Wiggles character?
NS: I was previously doing a comic strip for my school paper and I wanted to do a different one and I had my sketchbook and I happened to be drawing this little kind of teddy-bearish type creature and he had a big monster with him. The joke was that the monster was really big and scary but he was actually quite friendly and nice, but the teddy bear was the evil one. It was about their interaction. Then when it came time to do the strip, I was like, “Well, I really like the teddy bear, I want to continue with this teddy bear thing.” And then I put myself in place of the monster because proportionally it’s so hard to draw and fit a giant monster and bear in the strip together. So it somehow just came from that.


A2P: How are you able to gain work as a designer for children’s books at HarperCollins when your trademark is a comic strip about a teddy bear who molests children?
NS: Nobody actually knew about that. It’s one of the worst kept secrets now in the whole company. When I got my job at that place—I’ve been working there for over four years now—the comic had only been out for like a year and half. It wasn’t widely recognized at the point. I mentioned that I did something, but nobody really knew much.
Then you’d have some random person, like the building facilities person, come up to you and be like, “Wait a second?” He’d see that I have a post card laying around, and be like “Hey are you him?” The more stuff would happen, I’d have gallery shows or book shows, there’d be some talk and people would be like “So, what is it you do?” Next thing you know, everyone kind of knows.
It hasn’t hindered me at all. The thing with kid’s books, I has always thought everyone was really cheesy and very family and friendly. It’s not like that all. They’re adults. They’re just like everybody else. It just happens to be another job that they do.


A2P: Is there a deeper meaning behind your strip?
NS: There’s a deeper meaning. I don’t know if I should say it. But there’s definitely something else going on.

A2P: You’ve never been censored at the New York Press. Has anyone else ever censored you?
NS: Gear magazine was the only one. It was always for very weird things. There’s one where Jesus calls this woman a bitch and they wouldn’t let me say “bitch” for some reason. And there was another one where they wouldn’t let me say “Robin Williams’ back hair.”

A2P: I don’t think a comic strip like yours would be in such wide circulation 15 or 20 years ago. What do you think it means that artists like yourself are able to get expose for works like Mr. Wiggles?
NS: It’s a good thing and I’m not sure if it’s because of my strip, because it’s not a dirty comic or a shock comic or anything like that. It is dirty and it is shocking at times but it’s also a lot more humanistic in a lot ways. And I think that is why it gets a large distribution. People get the wink of the eye and know that it’s not about being degrading and horrible.


A2P: What storyline are you most proud of?
NS: The “Future Me” storyline where my character comes back from the future to convince himself to commit suicide because life in the future is so bad. I think that one got the best response. And there’s a lot more that I want to do with that. I’m trying to get a TV show started. That’s one of the plots I’m developing for the show, there’s a lot more that I want to do with it.


A2P: Do you consider yourself a cartoonist first and an artist second or the other way around?
NS: I don’t consider myself a cartoonist. I think that’s what separates my comic from a lot of other comic strips. To me, a cartoonist is very concerned with the medium and the exploration of cartoons as an art form and how they can use comics to tell stories and to create art.
To me, I already have an artistic statement in mind and I just use comics as another form of expression the way that I would use, say, a brush to make a painting. It’s just another extension of me as an artist.


A2P: Ted Rall edited your new book. What’s it like working with him?
NS: Ted is excellent. I became very friendly with him through his Attitude books. He’s really, really funny and he’s not what you would think at all. He’s totally laid back, very unassuming looking as well. Easy going and easy to talk to.
When I said, “Hey, here’s the book, here’s how it’s going to work,” Ted said, “Look, I’m here to help you. You do what you want. If you need to run stuff by me that’s great. Have fun, I want you to be happy with your book.”


A2P:
Makes the whole industry sound a lot friendlier than I would think.
NS: The comic industry is very friendly. The book publishing industry is tough. There’s a lot of people willing to help you out. It’s a small industry.

 

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