Salary Slaves, Unite and Take Over

Unrest in the exempt employee trenches
by Drew Franklin

Like a lot of people, during the Internet boom of the late 1990s I started paying attention to financial news for the first time in my life. Over the years, thanks largely to NPR’s “Marketplace”, I gained a rudimentary understanding of the significance of the Fed’s interest rate moves, began looking forward to the monthly Consumer Confidence Index and jobs numbers, and even came to appreciate the positive side of some corporate boondoggles I’d previously loathed, such as NAFTA. But there was one economic measure to which I paid little heed until recently: productivity. I had a vague idea that it had something to do with the amount of work each employee could accomplish in a week, but I thought it was more a measure of technological progress (e.g., word processors are more efficient than quills) than anything else.
Lately, I’ve had occasion to bear witness to the true meaning of that productivity number. As I have mentioned in previous articles, I work at the headquarters for the local big-box books-and-music retailer. This company is installing a large and very expensive new software package for its buyers, and I have been involved in the project along with three or four dozen of my colleagues. Somewhere along the line (actually, at countless somewheres along the line), the plan for the project went awry. As with other massively complex projects I’ve ever been a part of, work that was supposed to be done in January dragged on until March, and work due at the end of April was still being completed in mid-August. Yet the date for flipping the switch on the new system never changed over the course of 18 months, even as the list of known bugs grew longer and the amount of work yet to be done didn’t seem to be growing any smaller.


All that time lost due to missed deadlines had to be regained somehow in the last few months of the project. There were many ways the company could have solved this problem, but the one it chose was to ask the core members of the project team, some two dozen people, to put in 7-day, 80-hour weeks, including many nights until 2 or 3 or 4:00 in the morning, from early June through the go-live date and beyond. Now, that’s productivity: squeezing the work of two full-time employees out of every single member of the team. For various reasons, and to my good fortune, I wound up a bystander during much of this period. Watching the inevitable deterioration of individual team members over the past several weeks has been like watching a horrible car accident I was lucky enough to escape but powerless to stop.


This particular ordeal will come to an end for my colleagues at some point in the next couple of months, and a few of them will likely score big raises or promotions after the dust clears, but what we all know for certain is that the bar has been raised for similar projects in the future now that the executives of the company have learned (as if they didn’t already know) they can squeeze their people dry, meet their self-imposed deadlines, and not prompt mass resignations. After all, it’s not like things are better anywhere else. The fact is the 8 to 5 work day is all but gone in this country for most salaried employees. I can think of no one I know in a managerial position anywhere who works less than 50 hours a week. The concept of getting ahead by working evenings and weekends may be a time-honored tradition. But even those who don’t particularly want to become directors or vice-presidents, those who are happy to sit in their cubicles and write code or design marketing materials for the rest of their lives, are finding it nearly impossible to keep up with their workloads without putting in extra time for which, in most cases, they will never be recompensed or recognized.

So why do so many of us willingly (albeit whiningly) sacrifice our personal lives at the altar of the company for no obvious reward? My pet theory—call it evolutionary psychology-lite—is that the company has taken the place of the hunter-gatherer tribes and small villages or towns all humans lived in until relatively recently; for those of us who have left school, don’t go to church and don’t live in co-housing, the workplace is the closest we’ll ever get to something like the sort of social environment we are predisposed to find appealing. Like the tribal village, the workplace is an environment where we know just about everyone and where our skills, our social connections and our capacity for putting food on the table are deeply intertwined. Such a group periodically demands high commitments of time in order to reinforce the bonds between the individual and the “team.” Once those bonds have been forged, most of us don’t have to be asked to work long hours; we’ll do it voluntarily, not for the abstract notion of the company, but to maintain respect and status among our colleagues. When I think of the company I work for, I think of people I’ve worked with for over a decade, and whenever I’m in danger of letting those people down, my productivity goes way up.

There was a time, in my younger, angrier days, when I thought that the corporate social structure, with its demands of subservience to the group and its insidious and deliberate debasement of the language (people become “resources”, problems become “challenges”), was essentially fascist—that we’d traded black shirts for blue Oxfords. Now I’ve come to believe that corporate culture and fascist culture simply spring from the same root source: the need each of us has to play a meaningful role in something bigger than ourselves, and the willingness on the part of an organization, whether it be a corporation or a government, to fulfill that need. But the notion that companies have simply become increasingly effective at squeezing more “productivity” out of us by tapping into our Paleolithic brains doesn’t make what they do to us any more right. Over a century ago, industrial workers began to form their own tribal organizations in an effort to protect themselves from 12-hour days at a flat salary in sweatshop conditions. If the corporations of America insist on driving their productivity numbers ever higher, they may find themselves staring down a labor movement for the salaried class. I can think of a couple dozen people who might be willing to join right now.

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