ARIES
March 21 - April 19
Folks go to you for the good gossip, but your jabbering is offensive
and ruining peoples lives. Some of the things you say are blatant
lies. Next time, don’t blather if you haven’t checked
your facts and made sure your information’s straight.
TAURUS April
20 - May 20
It’s your own fault that you’re not succeeding. Your
negative attitude is self-defeating. Instead of complaining about
how you have nothing and never will, try making a plan of action
to achieve a goal. You can’t accomplish anything just bitching.
GEMINI May
21 - June 21
Along with spring showers April will bring the balance you have
been searching for, but you may discover that you prefer chaos.
You will find that the comfort and predictability of stability easily
bores you, by the end of the month you’ll return to your extreme,
moody behavior.
CANCER June
22 - July 22
Although you’re living life on top of the world right now,
no big problems at work, school, home or in love, most of your friends
aren’t doing as well. Invite your friends over, entertain
them, laugh with them, play with them. You’ve been doing so
well lately, it’s about time you share some of your happiness
with your pals.
LEO July 23
- August 22
You’re acting all goofy, and wishy-washy all the time because
you have a crush on somebody. You’re in that dreadfully uncomfortable,
but wonderfully exciting stage of a relationship, that nobody wants
but everyone misses when it’s gone. Stoned by lust, you wait
by the phone scratching your head half-crazed wondering how you
ended up in this predicament in the first place. Best wishes and
good luck.
VIRGO August
23 - September 22
You’re losing interest in your relationship because it’s
becoming routine. To add more pizzaz to your love life, think of
your lover as Heraclitus’ river, ever changing. Although your
sweetie may look the same as they did the night before,you never
wake up next to the same person you go to sleep with. Try to keep
this familiar, sexy stranger under the sheets for as long as possible.
LIBRA September
23 - October 23
Don’t lay guilt on people because you’re having a bad
time. It’s nobody’s fault but your own that things aren’t
going your way. If you want to continue passing blame around then
you’re foolish. Wise up and learn to deal with your own problems.
SCORPIO October
24 - November 21
Don’t forget to show your gratitude if a friend went out of
the way to help you recently. The person that helps you deserves
more thanks than the usual norm. In appreciation for kind and generous
acts, you should bestow marvelous gifts and applause.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21
As the flowers grow so will your love life. What is now a little
bud will blossom into a beautiful flower. Under the right conditions,
a little fun, a lot of hugs and a heaping helping of happiness,
you’ll have a fruitful garden of blooms.
CAPRICORN December
22 - January 19
You can’t deprive yourself of sleep anymore. Your 24-hour,
7-day, party/work lifestyle is digging you an early grave. Slow
down a bit, go out less, and cut back on the hours at work. Your
body will thank you.
AQUARIUS January
20 - February 18
Rumors have been going around about you. People are talking behind
your back, even you mama’s heard the news. You can escape
the whispers by not doing the things that create the gossip.
PISCES February
19 - March 20
It’s easy to forget about nature living in a city full of
parking lots, but if we took time from our busy schedules to find
it we would see it everywhere. Pisces, you are blessed with a unique,
selfless appreciation for natural beauty. Honor the earth by taking
time this month to teach others how to show compassion towards the
land.
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