Single Serving
The Omnivorous One
by Jennifer Bagwell

As the new food columnist for the Paper, I’ve spent the last month thinking about what to name the column in much the same way that the boy to whom I lost my virginity checked his spaghetti for doneness: by throwing individual strands at the wall until one of them stuck.
The one that did was “Single Serving.” Yes, it’s sort of a nod to Fight Club. (“Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter…Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They’re single-serving friends.”) I would’ve called the column Single Serving Friend, except everyone who saw the movie knows that’s someone you meet on an airplane and never see again. And hopefully I can manage to write something you will want to read every month.


Single Serving seemed apt, considering that I live alone (my boyfriend, a fast-food junkie and the source of much comedic inspiration, is a frequent visitor) and often have to think about cooking for one.


Another name I considered for the column was “Foodie on a Shoestring.” This seemed very wrapped up in my plight: economically-challenged woman likes really good food and is determined to get it, bills be damned! As a writer and musician who works part-time for an organic bakery to actually pay the bills (did you get all that?), I don’t have much money to spend on food.


Yet, if I am going to spend …let’s just say that food is a priority. In fact, as I write this, my boyfriend is feeding me expensive cheese. It’s manchego (Spanish sheep’s cheese) with quince paste, aged provolone with abbruzzese (Italian salami), and a smooth French number I’d rather try to pronounce than spell. All this is paired with a nice 2003 Tuscan red I bought for about $13 on the recommendation of a nice gal named Shannon at Big Ten Party Store, the deli on Packard. The wine we bought is making me a little loopy. The total price? I’ll worry about it later.


What makes a “foodie,” anyway? For myself, maybe it started early. I was born in a suburb of New Orleans, where, as everybody knows, the food is very good. Later on I moved around a lot and had a chance to sample many ethnic and regional cuisines before landing in Michigan. I never go anywhere without my love of eating and my curiosity about different tastes, textures and combinations of food. A definition of foodie I found on the web reads “epicure: a person devoted to refined sensuous enjoyment (especially good food and drink).” Well, okay, guilty. Although I might offer this definition: “One consumed with figuring out as many different legal and socially acceptable routes to that pleasure center in the brain that makes you close your eyes, arch your back and go mmmmmmm!” Or, in the case of one of my food-loving friends, imitate a seal.


Anyway, I decided against “Shoestring” because it seemed too limiting, and a bit unrealistic. What about concerns besides taste or money, like health or spirituality? In addition to being a huge part of what keeps us alive, food is divine, humorous, dramatic, political, and a frequently used metaphor. There’s more to the discussion than tips and recipes, although this column will have those, too.


As an eater, I’m sort of eclectic, always having buttered popcorn at the movies, but also incorporating things like salmon, greens and whole grains into my diet. I’m a carnivore who likes tempeh. (Kale, not so much.) Who knows, maybe I’ll find the food that holds the key to eternal youthful vigor.


My favorite way of picking up food tips is by cooking and talking with others, and my friends and neighbors all seem eager to share. So along with talking to the occasional “expert,” I plan on incorporating opinions from readers, friends and neighbors. I’d love to hear your suggestions. Let me know what you like to eat, where you do your grocery shopping, and what you’d most like to read about food.While we may not be able to achieve eternal youth, maybe we can at least figure out how to make kale taste good.

Email singleserving@annarborpaper.com

illustration by Raul Pena

Jennifer Bagwell’s Random Top 10 Food List
 
1. Favorite food movie: Like Water For Chocolate (1993)
2. Favorite non-food movie: Harold and Maude (1971)
3. Favorite wine for less than $7: Black Mountain Pinot Noir, perfect with spicy Thai curry (available at Trader Joe’s)
4. Favorite Ann Arbor grocery store: Big 10 Market on Packard. Intimate, with a cheerful and knowledgeable staff and a great selection of fine cheeses. (And try the coffee.)
5. Favorite place to grocery shop in Detroit: Eastern Market on a Saturday.
6. Favorite food splurge items: Cheese, chocolate
7. Favorite way to eat slowly: chopsticks
8. Favorite vegetarian restaurant in Ann Arbor: The Earthen Jar. You even get to wash your own plates.
9. Favorite new inexpensive restaurant: Cafe Habana in Royal Oak. Lovely, cute little Cuban place. Can’t get enough of the mango rice pudding.
10. Favorite Faygo flavor: A tie between Root Beer and Rock & Rye

 


In this issue
What's Going On
A2P's selected events of the month

PublicEye
Snapshots from Ann Arbor, Ypsi and Detroit

Columns
Deep Background
The troublesome implications of an ownership society
by Drew Franklin
Girl on Love Girl on love just might be a girl in love. Scary...
by Anonymous
Single Serving The A2P's new food columnist introduces herself, and her top 10 random food favorites
by Jennifer Bagwell

My Life in Ypsi
by Anonymous

Books
reviews
Angry Black White Boy by Adam Mansbach,
reviewed by Barton Yeary

Movies
Watch Me Now
Turkish Star Wars
by Jason Gibner
May Movie Preview

by Jason Gibner

Music
Interviews
Mindy Smith
The mournful and poignant singer-songwriteron the pop/country borderline
by Cole Haddon
Motion City Soundtrack
Warped Tour veterans are perpetually on the road.
by Cole Haddon


Reviews
Et SansPar Nousss touss les trous de vos cranes (A2P rating: 4.0)
Mahjongg
RaYDONcoNG 2005 (A2P rating: 4.5)
The John Butler Trio Sunrise Over Sea (A2P rating: 3.0)
Ringside
Ringside (A2P rating: 5.0)

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