This
is it, folks. My final rockcrit column-thing for the Ann Arbor Paper.
I will be relocating to Portland at the beginning of September,
so no more Get Bent. For you froshlings and first-year grads reading
the Paper for the first time, welcome to the Greater YpsiArbor Metroplex.
Enjoy it while you’re here. For everybody else, I’d
like to thank you for spending 120 seconds reading whatever last-minute
words I’ve dashed out a day or two after my deadline. Thanks
for reading also goes to local bands “surprised” that
I didn’t suck, to Nick at the Pig to Leighton at the Elbow
Room, to even esteemed colleagues at other pubs. Anyway, for the
rest of you, hang on to what you have, because it’s lost too
easily. Ann Arbor is a pretty transient place, with most people
moving away once they turn 22 and graduate. It’s hard to maintain
any sort of scene with that much turnover. As it stands, we have
about two main venues for decent local and touring bands. One in
Ann Arbor, and one in Ypsi. Most of the house venues are gone, so
it’s up to the rest of you to start your own. It’s easier
than you’d think.
For those that
can afford the luxury of digital cable, VH1 Classic now has a show
called The Alternative. Essentially their version of 120 Minutes,
a standard segment will feature Husker Du, Jesus and the Mary Chain,
My Bloody Valentine, and the Damned. They have 15 years of vids
to draw from and the benefit of hindsight. It’ll be recalling
good memories for some of you, and completely eye-opening for the
rest like me who never saw any of these the first time around.
Also, Volkswagen
is now using a Richard Buckner song in their ads. One can only hope
that it draws the same attention to him that it did to Nick Drake’s
“Pink Moon.” Just think, in a couple of years, they’ll
probably be playing Sufjan Stevens.
Since the school
year has started, the clubs are starting to get active again. At
the Blind Pig, the metalloid ladies of Broadzilla headline a massive
show featuring the now-mod-powered Rants, the Avatars, the Elevations,
and Detroit’s own Esquire on Thursday the 9th. The following
Saturday has the high-fashion dance party the Bang! on the 11th.
Tuesday the 14th features the intense multiguitar/organ layering
of The Book Was Better opening for Local H and Dropjaw. Saturday
Looks Good to Me holds a record release party for their twee R&B
on the 17th, with the Sunshine Fix opening. On that Saturday, Dykehouse
opens for the Electric Six. Dykehouse’s set should be fun.
Brooklyn duo The Fiery Furnaces brings their Beefheartian-anglo-indie
carnival to town on the 21st with White Magic tagging along for
fun. Yo La Tengo bring their “Tour of Swing States to Try
and Help John Kerry Get Elected” to Tree Town on the 27th.
The format of their show is “still being worked on,”
so hopefully they’re have something special by then. Finally,
the Muffs have reactivated with their first album in more than five
years and are promoting it locally with Visqueen on the 28th.
In Ypsi, the
Elbow Room starts things off with the drunken rock of the Elbow
Room’s own KK Dirty Money y Las Drooogas, alongside their
alter-egos Sin Embargo, opening for stompin’ one-man Jawbone,
with other Detroit nutzoids The Lanternjack. See Kyle (shortest
of the now only two Elbow Room sound guys, since I’m leaving)
rock it out on stage as KK Dirty Money, with the lovely Nevada Parsons
hammering away on skins and keeping everything together. The next
week, on the 9th, the Mother’s Anger is here alla way from
Israel with Hillbilly Nightmare and Red Teeth. Mother’s Anger
will be putting out a record on Dionysus Record, produced by the
MC5’s Michael Davis.
The Major Event
of the Month will be Ypsifest II, running from the 10th to the 12th.
Easy Action is on top of everything along with at least two dozen
other bands for the three days, including Spit for Athena, Lisboa,
McQueen (reformed?), The Book was Better, Ettison Clio, Glori5,
Holy Fire, and Chicago hipsters Bang! Bang!.
That’s it, folks. I’m off to the Pacific Northwest to
find another alt-weekly to write for and drink PBR in a whole new
timezone. Treat my replacement kindly, as long as he doesn’t
trash some local group just getting started. A2P
Email
Jeremy Salmon at getbent
@ annarborpaper.com for any reason whatsoever.
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