ARIES
March 21 - April 19
You know how to take charge of out of control situations. People
rely on your innate quality to rule and conquer, so that they can
feel comfortable and safe. Be sure to keep an extra close watch
over your friends this month, they may be putting themselves into
some sticky situations.
TAURUS
April 20 - May 20
You have managed to completely fall off the face of the earth, and
it doesn’t seem to be a bad place for you to be. You usually
seem content wallowing alone in self-pity, so why try and change
anything in your life for the better. My advice to you is to stay
under the rock.
GEMINI
May 21 - June 21
Your friends love you because you’re fun, creative, and hilarious.
But, they wish that you were a little more empathetic. Sometimes
you ignore your friend’s feelings, and you don’t realize
when you are causing them pain. Next time you’re telling an
embarrassing story or spreading gossip about your friend, think
of how it will make them feel first.
CANCER
June 22 - July 22
You may need to call Nancy Reagan to help you get the leeches off,
because everyone is trying to suck all the life out of you. Between
your family, your friends, your work and your mate, you don’t
have any time for yourself. So prepare to lose all your energy and
earnings to the parasites. You can’t put a little salt on
this problem.
LEO
July 23 - August 22
The bad mood you’ve been in for most of the summer seems to
be improving, but don’t be surprised if people are still trying
to keep their distance from you. Some of your close associates are
worried about you turning red in the face and blowing up at them
for silly reasons. So before you put this paper down count to ten
and calm yourself, so you can smile for the rest of the day.
VIRGO
August 23 - September 22
If you have the fire and the force, then you most likely have the
power to make your evil take its course. But be careful because
you may not be able to tell if the night is real or if it’s
fantasy. Who knows it may just be a reflection of your own mind
staring back at you.
LIBRA
September 23 - October 23
You’re constantly elevating your life to more fulfilling levels.
It seems as if everyday you do something more amazing than ever
before. You are on the right track for success; your future will
be bright and rewarding. All you need to do now is keep the inspiration
pumping and refuse to bend over or give in.
SCORPIO
October 24 - November 21
If you’re feeling bighearted you should treat all of your
favorite people to a feast. They are very dissevering of any generosity
that you are willing to give, and would love for you to pamper them.
If you don’t know anybody then volunteer some of your time
to meals on wheels, there’s a person out there who regularly
dines alone who would love some dinner company.
SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21
Brain farts are in your future. Don’t be surprised if you
end up spending most of your time staring blankly into space, your
minds on mental meltdown. Writing your name and address on the back
of your hand may be helpful during emergency situations. Good Luck.
CAPRICORN
December 22 - January 19
Procrastinating will get you nowhere fast. If you have been putting
off a big project that needs to get done, complete it as soon as
possible. You will find a great relief when you see the finished
product and you’d be able to take on new, more advanced endeavors.
AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18
You’re faced with some mighty big choices right now, but in
reality you only have one option available. You need to follow your
heart; it will take you the furthest on your travels through life.
Run to the place where you will feel the most love, and you should
be content with your decision.
PISCES
February 19 - March 20
You’re quick to start throwing out accusations, without hearing
the full story. Maybe next time you should wait to hear all sides
before making judgments about situations you know little about.
Finger pointing is a sure way to lose friends, so delay from slamming
down the gavel until you’ve heard all the evidence.
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